I don't need friends!

You are so edgy that being a Lone Wolf is your only way of living, you sicko.

[+1 LONE WOLF!]

[+1 EDGY!]

Well, now you're alone and on the streets, without any knowledge of the current world. There's a newspaper next to you, dated just 8 hours ago. Sweet!

[1] Read the newspaper.

[2] I can find my way on my own.